The Heat is on Fall is here

This post is from October so in the interest of me I am putting it up!

I owe you a post I have been ignoring you and for that I apologize. I am a rotten little spoiled brat and so I say na na na na na tough shit!@ Seriously I have had quite an full plate lately. Plus all of a sudden it is October and the house is screaming to be decorated.

 But at 3:47 I took the kid's to the airport for the start of their HoneyMooney. The thing I did not get is the 400 pound suitcase Lynsey had. I guess I keep forgetting when I was "younger" and need more stuff to take places. Now it is a toothbrush and Pa if I remember him!






Look  at her suitcase .... Seriously I hope she took everything she needed.

Ahhhh

Ok wanted a picture of them leaving and may I ask WHY is this lady looking and not them.  Did she hear me yell Bye Baby Boy that made her look?  They could care less look at them running to get away from me. 

Ok moving on

Done and Re-Done

Who'd a thought and that little devil Henry Allen knew the whole time. Yes Hank got married Saturday .........................and




 Mrs. and Mrs. Jassem












 and the new Mr. Albeck and yes she kept her name Mrs. Heather Jassem

Holy Shit Howdy 3 days

 Yes this is the Bride in a Pre-Bridal Coma is she listening? Is she really awake? And the big question is she saying E-L-O-P-E ?

I am going to do a little picture review for you all!  Now this may not be in order but it is only a review !

                               String the twinkle light's in the tree's
Yes that is the Bride in the fricken tree!

Drape the house and Disco Dance floor 

                                      Hang the F+**## Balls on the dance floor
                                               Once you get the fish wire through

Pave the stairs with green shit to keep the guest's from getting there little shoes caught. Actually to keep the bride clean. Yes I am stabbing myself with my favorite fabric scissors  

                                     And let us not forget to

                          THANK YOU BAY - BAY JESUS 

Who are they all Happy to know they can use the house! They looked pretty good huh!

                                                              Make the Disco Balls 

 Ahhh Crafting don't I look Happy ! Remember that excitement on the Brides face!

                                                           Bridal Shower

This is how they do yard work

Drive to LA to get the material 

String the lights . Thank you Bob the Light Man 

                                                 Make the Mason Candle Jar's

Make the center piece vases 

                                                               Make the gift jam's

Catering Coma 

                                                                       Father of the Bride faints

Table figuring out. Then find out the catering does it for you.

Well we are rapidly gaining on the "Day" the "Wedding" is only 6 4  3 day's away and looking around I am asking myself --- ? What was I asking myself I can not remember  There are a few details that I am quite happy about and one is my new Bamboo fencing that I out up with the help of my Baby Brother Pace. That is yet another story.

Got some twinkle lights up yesterday not like the bride wanted and I really think we need to see them at night to know what the heck they look like. I have to go to the Hardware store and get a bunch of stuff for the yard. All in All I thought I would just post some of the in action pictures bad let you guess what is the thing that is happening. In the next few day's I have a lot more to do BUT today Ms. Independence is here ad I am going  grab her and hug hug hug her and say "Elope my Friend Elope" 

54 Day's and Counting

The Area

Well here goes the "Wedding" count down. First it is "The Boy" not the girl getting married. Apron Strings is finally cutting the knot on my apron and tying the knot with this cutie!. What the hell am I going to call him when he gets married. Apron String's worked so well ! I have been doing my best to help with the Wedding and it all started with a small area in the yard.

The Hoodie Bride

Worker's the Mom and the Groom

Where is she? The Bride?

Alrighty than we start with the small area on the back part of the lawn. I cut the bush's from 1802 down. I went to trim them one day and when I got half way done I realized that they were dead with a few leaves on the outer rim. So Gone.

Ahhh there is the photographer - taking pictures of herself and having fun like a 5 year old.

Her excitement was overwhelming. Well Garden-zilla there are only 52 day's till the I Do day so let us keep track of the Bride emotion's. Hee Hee it has just begun!!!!!






Seriously ! Look at the girl!








And again with the excited face. Please note I am busy working!

I need to check her breath I think she has been drinking wine with Grama !

Ok I think she is High

Well the point was to lay some black cloth and put bark down . I think it ended up looking really nice. It is funny how just the smallest thing in the yard makes the most difference.

The Happy couple

Ending results with my old bench from Linda and Bobby!







Plus I planted two Hibiscus bushes they should grow in beautifully .

Sunday getting close to falalala

Lani-time I mean lets get real it never was about Flalalalifetime.....besides who watches it my mother in love and ever other woman who has not enough to do.....oh stop Lani today is a great day tomorrow my baby Ms. Independence turns 25 wow reading back in some of my journals i really had fun with that girl she was my second and last and really since Apron Strings did most of the first baby stuff she was like a little doll. Now lets reflect on a much needed subject I have found that now that I am not working I have alottttt of time to dally not dilly just dally and this house has more crap in it than i even knew ..seriously why would anyone have all their children s teeth...ok save a few little ones but jessuss two boxes labeled all the way through there wisdom teeth that is just not right but in looking at them I am trying to come up with a good way to put these little gems to work any idea's? I could make a rattle for when they have there own children but then I would be waiting till I'm oh 80 .....I could gold plate them and make some lovely jewelry perhaps it would become the lastest thing....the possibilities are endless. Well today my friend Johanna boh banna is coming over to make some holiday cookies it should prove to be fun do you remember attitude is everything so while you are out there do not be part of the fa shit crowd put on a holiday face and be nice....God Bless

Heck again she is back

So it is apron strings birthday and Heather is home yet again and no it is not for ole mom she has another bachelorette party....but the bonus is we are cooking Rosh oh Hashanah dinner sweet ...I took pictures it will include brisket potatoes carrots matzo bally soup noodle kugle some kasha vanishka...sorry about the spelling and yummy brownies.......So I will give ya pictures later .....God Bless

Ok so he baby

IM MOODY oh look how happy i get with coffee



Apron Strings needed a ride to school (work) because his bicycle (Truck ) broke so i being his mommy took him to work...He so generously offered to get me a decaf Starbucks and yuppers took it...so we are on our way to his work and i went over a bump to fast and his coffee gotta bit drippy he looked for napkins and i told him i have some and had to open the glove and get him a napkin....and it really was a feminine napkin he threw it and i said now look young man beggars can not be choosers and it is new unused so there is nothing wrong with it and the thing will sop up alott.....lol...well he used it and now we can laugh at it...along with this story is the haircut story the other day i come home after a long day work and he is in the bathroom with his head over the sink...i say Apron what are ya doing....no answer Hank what the heck?? No answer then a little voice says shaving my head...What? yup i have been to the god dam Barber two times this week and he is closed so I'm shaving it off.....LOL...The apple does not fall far from the tree no patience....well i have a few more stories but let me go grab some pictures...God Bless you this holiday weekend and be safe do not drink and drive....just drink

Ok on a lighter note

Look at my pumpkin i know a little ahead of Halloween but kick butt for my first and the little finch on the leaf of the sunflower they all come and eat the leaves they are so cute and then there is a little hummer in the bush and of course apron strings and his girlfriend pretty girl....nice stuff....LOOVVEEEEE

So take note of the legs

The man next to me is a gift from GOD......he knew what he was getting when he said I Do!
regardless this is just one more of the never ending adventures that I thought was to funny.....

And right below are the kiddies you can see they have this weird sense of humor....hummm where did they get that.....hummmm

Ok so look at the scene the fryer look great harmless and ready for my baby turkey that i literally made love to to get it ready for its oil bath.......

Down it goes...thank you oh man of mine....lol...look at eh way he lowers it....perfect...lol

Ok better late then never so Thanksgiving you say....Lets set up the day.....Gorgeous day my daughter is in town and my son is always here .....I jump up and jet to the airport to pick up the baby...hey lets be really cruel to my son and wake his but up to go with me it was early for him......he gets in the car still in his jammies remember he's 26 oh and please Hank don't brush your teeth I love that smell....so heather calls she already landed WHAT dam ok Zooooommmmmm....We are suppose to have family over but that did not happen cause what do we say Shizzz happens.....ok get the turkey we are deep frying and on many occasion or should I say Hubby deep fried and it comes out moist sweet and delicious...I'm drooling right now..... great....but this year I decided we would use a real recipe ....so I search the world wide web for just the most delicious one...I come up with the one from Food Network by no name but it begins with never mind.......and I love this persons show.....so i make the Cajun rub brine the little baby for the night all tucked into the salt and brown sugar rub just perfect....The little turkey 12.09 pounds comes out I dry it off I rub it as if I were making love to it I think the legs got stiff..Hubby says I think that ..ahaha...ahhh no no no I have the recipe.....God Bless him he shuts up....I stand watch for the one and a half hour I wanted it to cook...( it should be 3.5 to 4 minutes per pound ther recipe said 7 to 8)..Making my hubby come out leave the football game to sit the last 20 minutes with me not to take it out a second sooner...NO NO NO ......Bing done ok first the damn hook is stuck to the inside of the poor bird what is left of it that is so 15 minutrs later and splashing oil on us we find it and get the little thing out...We look hummmm looks pretty dark.....so into the kitchen it goes.....lets put the theomoter in the breat to see the temperature because the right temp is 140 ish....we put the theometer in and it is 290....LOL....but never fear we are going to let it cool for 20 minutes to get those juices flowing in there......just because the legs had 3rd degree burns and there was no meat left on them that ok......so we are in the living room waiting our 20 minutes I look at Hubby and say honey what is that noise???It was a loud and steady crackeling kinda like a camp fire burning....we approach the bird and it was his bones cracking.....good lord...so hubby sharpens up the knife so sharp he could cut my head off with one swift woosh glad he did not....he goes to carve and the knife would not cut it.....LOL..that is how done it was so we had to peal the meat off and it was well Jerky would have been softer the dogs ran we laughed and made two extra gallons of gravy....now Im not one to suffer through anything but god bless that man if he did not try to eat it....then he look up at me and say so sweetly...ya know ma maybe it is good no one came.....LOL......I LOVE THAT MAN.....Well on Decmeber 13th we will be having another thanksgiving for my poor brother who I had to call and say NO DONT COME>>save yourself stay home.....Come on over everyone is welcome.....God Bless.......Hey but my jelly and pickles are really turning out good.....