Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh it happens

Ok my blog is BORING i know it is funny and we laugh allot and I make coffee nervous but look at Jodi's blog it is so gosh darn cute......What is her secret......Go look it has all these really cute girly colors and little link word stuff on the side...damn that girl.....So this weekend could you all help me to spruce up my blog ....oh and then did you see she has like 2,00000,0000 followers ok Jodi name them all.....LOL....Im so tired tonight I could drop right here but I'm on a mission to spruce this blog up but if it cost a dime forget it it will stay drab and boring but the fun will continue.....SO I know nothing is free but in this day and age I should be able to steal something off the world wide web....NO not that I would.......never ......... as long as I can make you guys giggle once a week my job is complete......I still am trying to work up a good summer giveaway I did not forget but did ya notice that the girls who became followers who did not win the last giveaway dropped off really quick after the winner was announced...Gotta love it! Well it is a long weekend and oh NEW SUBJECT I'm going to get my motorcycle license...I have been hemming and hawing about wanting a scooter and I think my hubby got fed up and when we were away for the romantic weekend of golf sewing and sleep...LOL he said go get a license then you can get a scooter....So don't you know that I went right down to the DMV and got the test book....I was sitting on the couch reading it the other night and he lovingly looked over and said my dear darling wife whom i adore with all my hear and soul what art thou reading and I tipped my oh so delicate little head and showed him...he nearly dropped off tho couch he probably never thougt I would get it ....LOL be careful what you wish for ladies........I may just pull up in front of your house With a BEEP BEEP and Va room ....LOL

I Asked Ellen for her extra Followers

First off I think that Ellen should let me have her extra 14 followers. I was home from work today but by the grace of god....and I turned on Ellen one of the funniest and kindness people i know like she is my close friend...there goes the famous thing again.......So she is talking about Twitter the new Facebook thing and she got to her goal of 500,000 followers could you imagine but she got more then that 514 or 13 I think so I emailed her and asked if maybe I could have the extra 14 truly I think she will send them over don't you? She does nice things for people all the time and it is not like I'm asking for money although that to would be nice....hum or maybe oh MY GOD STUPID ME I should have asked her for my VESPA and let me tell you I have pictures of a scooter on my wish board bulletin board coupon door thing....See for the last three years I have been asking my husband for two things ...A scooter and it does not have to be a vespa any ole scooter will do and chickens...the excuse for the Scooter is he is scared someone will hit me......Plezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i feel he thinks that because I'm such a Fox and the men will be drawn toward the scooter.....anywho the other thing i want is chickens....but he says we have enough to take care of without them...now he is very cleaver because now I am gong to get my wishes but not till i retire when i have time to take care of the chicken and ride the scooter.....damn damn damn.....,. Look I have already imagined myself all sexy you know me my friends with the foxy lady music and destiny child music going now can you imagine cause the way I get with just a sun roof open can you imagine......oh once gain I'm getting off track....The followers hopefully Ellen will send them over to me ...but hum the scooter would be SWEETTTTTTT....Well god bless I have to go to the store in my CAR and get some cream cheese..made a pasta salad for the girls at work and thought that a desert would be lovely for them they are so good to me they make my job fun......God Bless....