Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Log........HELP

The story of the Log on the fire.........



Just thought you might want to see a picture of Tiny the horse my hubby wants me to start riding....I had to put my Horse Bart down last summer ....Yeah Yeah Yeah I know I'm scared but it is a nice horsey.....




Alright first off I am a controlling - over bearing - always right - very picky wife..that said....... the other night I am on my blog updating my people and Tom and I get a bit ty ty and think I will log off and go watch some of my important shows like the Young and the Restless...I only watch it because Nikki Newman Victors wife graduated from my high school and was a real dork and I still 35 years later do not believe how she is there and not me....lol....so I leave the computer room and go toward the living room and do a double take at the fireplace...Sh%#$#& Who the gosh darn gods nightgown put that big Gosh Darn Log on the fire.....I walk toward the living room where my husband is playing his video game not bothering a soul just relaxing not a care in the world till Lani the Right walks in .....Oh My GOD who put that big log on the fire it is 8:30 at night....Now mind you this man is a saint....I am ranting and raving about the log.... the time it was put on..how could you do that ...then I precede to go out to the deck where my Log buddy the little thing he bought me to hold my wood and say "Look my log buddy is getting empty why would you do that and knowing that it will be raining tomorrow and i can not go get wood in the rain..It is so late why Gary why????? Expecting some sort of answer like I don't know my darling forgive me..I know not what I do....How could I be so dense....what the heck who cares ...he looks at me and says...Because I wanted to....Now tell me people what kind of a half brained answer is that ...He got me good...I could not continue my rage I was beaten people and Tom.....Like I say daily he is gods gift to me ...Now here is the kicker It is not as if I have no wood I have so much wood I could keep you your family and children's children stock piled in wood till dooms day...Look I even have logs that I use as chairs for gosh sakes.......I need help serious help.....Look at my wood. that is what makes this story so stupid of me...I know there must be someone out there who relates to the go off like a banshee fits ....I do not do it as often as I use to but it does not take much...LOL......Look at this wood people and Tom....Yeah think there is any reason to freak out about one stupid log....

Well God Bless you and I hope someone out there understands...lol....Im surprised those kids of mine are sane....lol...Oh right the snuggies,...hummmmm


8 comments:

Rosanne said...

You are tooo funny!

By the way, I need some wood, got any to spare?

Linda B. said...

I don't need any wood, but your husband is a gem.
"because I wanted to". Now how can anyone disagree about that? Love it.
I love your rants. And I DO wonder why you are not in show biz, something better than an ole soap. You could add alot of spirit.

Jane's Fabrics and Quilts said...

Rants, you want to see a rant, come to my house, I am a queen, I am always right, and I just want it done my way, now is that asking to much, I agree, who puts a huge log on the fire at 8:30, when you go to bed at 10:30, I have also been told my husband is a saint, are people trying to tell us something!!??

MYRA said...

Yup! You just described one of my rants to a tee, and my hubby is a saint... God know why he loves me, and puts up with me!?! 8-)

Kaye said...

I Love the Horse! Whenever I went to the racetrack I always bet on a white or grey horse. I have never ridden, and now its much too late, you go girl and ride again. I Love the Conversation with DH. It sure sounded like my house and I think quite a few others. Maybe thats why we enjoy these blogs, we seem to be cut from the same cloth!! LOL

Mary said...

Oh I Love That Horse!!! And the wood story is hysterical!! Men, they mean well, I guess?!??! Hugs, Mary

Debbe said...

I want to meet your horse and I want to see you ride that adorable hoofed friend. As for the rest, it's ok lani we know you are nuts! But the West Coast Wackies love you anyway...and if you want to see what WE were up too last night in your absence pop over to the blog and see....good thing you weren't there...you definately would have what is it you say "peed your pants"!
love and hugs

Mary said...

Your Horse is Beautiful!!! Love your blog, Hugs, Mary

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