Justin Who?

Let me set up the whole scene I am at the office today it is casual Wednesday blue jeans etc.....I have to go over to the storage place with two of the back girls so we can meet the shredder guys....that is another story.....so I get back from the storage spot and my hair is FLAT no helmet no body flat...but i had after all put in some hard labor with the help of my girls......So I'm sitting at my desk and start up a conversation about how I do not know what to do with my hair ? Shorter what ever....I look over and in a swoop my hair across my forehead and Ms.Personal Phone calls say to the Baby (That would be one or my girls in the back I call her the baby...not because she is any way whinny just because she is so young...soo then Ms. phonecalls says after i had swooped you look like Justin Bieber...who????? Who the heck is that? Look I'm older I don't keep up on these things my last flip love was David Cassidy for gosh sakes......So she pulls up a picture of him and low and behold i could be his Mommy....Look at this and don't say you do not think this is so funny...WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD.....

Monday great day for a good week....

This is a new week ...the kankle is now a smankle meaning it is smaller...I'm going to start walking Thursday the doctor says nope I say yuppers...... and I bought the Jillian shred DVD the Fab girls seem to be using it and it seems to be working they have shed quiet a few pounds good for them..damit ..lol....anywho the diet is going well ......As well as any diet goes at my age......started a pond with hubby this weekend got the rocks piled up and the shovel in the ground the idea on paper and this weekend I will get some help and get the pond done we have been planning this little project for two years got a cute little frog that will spit the water out and I think three tears to dribble down....speaking of dribbling today at work a guy came out of one of the rooms after a consultation and the doctor said that his consult was a success and he need not come back I looked up and said well that is great it was " SEX"success....he came really close to the counter smiling and the girls were hysterical....then when another patient came in I had a half a fireball candy in my mouth and started talking and the fireball came flying out of my mouth ....LOL...what a day the thing about both things is I could not stop laughing at myself....and either could everyone else....Life is good....God Bless

Im alive and crazzzzzyyyy buzzzzy

Well got the office party out of the way today it consumed me for the last month...but all went well ....thank god it is over ......i told you i had to burn 100 or so CD's then here is a good couple of stories .....So i burn these Cd's with Holiday music for the guests at the party to take home with a custom Hershey candy bar...good huh??/ so Dr.m asked me if he could listen to one i think that he thought good lord if it is her hillbilly music were in trouble but

being to kind to say so i let him know that it was classic music not to worry and gave him a CD to listen to...so i come back from lunch he is in his office and he says hey that CD ...i say yeah????? expecting him to say it is FAB Lani...nope he says "Its Blank" I say to him right smart Alick.....he says no really Lani its blank..I turn white as a ghost knowing there are 100 or more on the shelf wrapped up tight....Holy Shit......now what .........well one of the girls says lets go check it....we do indeed it is blank but it was one of the last four that I did not wrap so we tested the other two blanks and two loaded....so what do we do...So we grab random Cd's out of the stack and play they are all OK...but who knows if there any that might have been blank....hope not......the picture is of left to right Ms. Personal Phone calls...Dr. B carlanito....Shannahan Dr. M .....JoJo ....Ash......and me memememe ......nice group....huh what a handsome group.....so my mommy had surgery on Monday so I'm going up to visit her this weekend..oh oh oh i got a new pal to visit as most of you know I volunteer friendly visits for hospice here ...remember my friend Bernice passed on Halloween. ...... 96 god bless her ..Well i have a new friend named Margo and she seem to be quite the lively one god bless her...I went to visit her and she lives in a cottage at her sons home...and I could not get in the gate no code...and so I left a note and she called my work to let me know she was there and there was a side gate i could have come in and on and on and on and on....LOL I am so excited to meet her because she seem right up my alley.....I'm so blessed i must say.....OK I'm exhausted from this party stuff and have a really busy day tomorrow to boot....I will catch up Sunday when i get home...I hope everyone is well and getting all there Holiday things done....Oh my and i sent my bloggers a card and got three or more email from them saying all they got was a envelope some just got the front of the envelope..LOLOLOLOL.......seems the envelopes were a bit how do we say CHEAP!!!!!!! they actually fell apart in the mail I'm going to scan the card and share with those who never got the pleasure of seeing them........God Bless and sorry i have been so silent.......

The Office ....again....

So it is a typical Thursday and Ms.Personalphonecalls just mentions to Dr.M how are those Chinchilla's .Dr.M has a boy and a girl and every year they have a baby and it gets sold to the pet store something his 5 count them 5 children have done for the lat nine years well Neil the youngest is getting to old well into puberty so girls vs. chinchilla Girls win has not the time any more......so Dr. M mentions to Ms. calls hey you want them free I will give you the cage and all the fixins' now the cage is a condo and they are kept in the garage but they are non smelly sweet and produce income once a year and Ms.Calls has two children at home one youngster and one houligan both girls so this would be good...I say hey good responsibly and income for the kids..Oh no we would probably keep the baby..what are you nutty.....i say yes she is a nut job.....so she is one the phone with her partner Michael and they decide to talk about it and "Perhaps" as a surprise next month for Christmas.......... The next day Dr. M comes in before Ms. Calls gets there and has already brought the little varmints to the office....Come on Lani lets go get them...and you know me YES lets start something.....and I did say Dr. M what if she does not want them...oh no...no once she feels the fur she can't say no......What logic only a doctor my friends .....So were all touching oh coo coo so cute and MS. Calls comes in and everyone is on pins and needle what will she say well by the picture you can tell she is taking them home.....

Hey What the Heck Daddy where are we.....NO NOT THE OFFICE ....See there going to eat us .....No we would make great slippers..... I told you he did not want us anymore .....

Could I be holding this little "thing" any tighter...it looks like his eyes could pop out....?????

Look at the hand motion's
Carefullllll

Ok Ok now take it ....it is a bit squirrely....ya think??????

But Little no name look comfortable with her new mom so would she be called Little Ms.Onhold ....nice they got a great home Congrats Maddy and Sammy....That is the girls name not the varmints names ....God Bless ....

Well at least Ms.Personal phonecall did..........

Yup that is me and of course why change on BOO day Ms.personalphonecall is doing what she does best...then I say hey stop reading that magazine and what does she do.....

hey hey there!!!!!

Read it behind the chart..........

Oh well it is a holiday and how can you take your boss seriously in that outfit.......

Buzzzy buzzzie............

I tell you my life rocks big time i have so much darn action stories and things going on and half I can't mention in my blog cause well to many people read this .........but as long as were talking about things let take a trip to my office ....no names mentioned but Ms. personal phone calls had a co-conspirator on Monday ....let me set the picture up but first a few things you need to know....Now granted I'm 55 (a very young sexy hot sweet and lovable) 55 and yes I use KEY WORD USE to be on medication for my heart that made me really tired and a bit forgetful,.....but now in my own defence I will be the first to admit when I am wrong and the first to say hummmmm ok....but I gotta tell you since the heart surgery .....and now that I am off all meds and have been for oh say 3 months I'm getting my moxie back....now I'm not one to admit that I'm feeling so great and love love love that I now remember things .......So were at work and Monday was a kick ass busy day non stop and as you know it is just myself and Ms.personal phonecalls up front and the surgical assistants in the back that would be Bambi...... La Bamba and Beep......my nicknames for them because everyone in Lani's world get s a nick name.....So the day goes by and toward the end of the day the girls have to call the patients at the end of the day to check on how they are doing after the surgery....So Beep calls a patient and say's after she hung up????? ....Verizon Chuck ????what the heck....and says to BOTH of us girls up front I don't know where you guys got that number....it is so off! I ignore her cause I know for a fact I have not put anyone's info in today..........But nononononononon Ms.Personal phone call say ...Lani you put it is! I say Nope didn't ........with that I let it go but I went to pick up the chart Just In Case I did....because most of the time when you look at something you remember and say oh yeah your right...I look at the chart and say Nope ladies I did not put this patient in..Do you honestly think someone...... I do not care how much medication they are on could type all the information needed to get a patient into the computer and forget....Not with out a 5th of vodka to help! Well had Beep and Ms.PC eyes rolled any further up in their heads they would have gotten stuck .......... and while rolling their eyes ...they gave me the side eyed poor ole' thing look as if....and I said one more time really I did not put this patient in...Ms.PC says well it was on your computer blah blah blah........OK by this time between the last few months of having to make people adjust to the fact that yes I forget but I'M BACK !!!!!!!! Come to discover this patient already in the computer from days gone by and no one updated her info..........Point being is there a point or did I need to vent.....I think the whole point is that it is not nice to make people think there LUNITICS!!!!!!.....Hey I went to my Mommy's this weekend and had such a good time...she quit smoking now mind you she had puffed since she was 20 and is 80....god bless her I'm so proud of that little girl......oh also look the the painting I bought in Boston.....it is so different......oh oh oh and I'm going to make a little slide show of my quilts I have made because some of you were a bit surprised that I quilt....hum between the quilting the canning and the wild love making....oh scratch that last hobby that would be precious moment with my hubby.....lol....Life is Good.....Oh no it get even better that day because beyond all that .....a little girl calls all in a panic because she may not be able to make her appointment becuse her dog need so to have her stomach pumped yes...so she asked how long will the appointment take and I say 20 minutes and you can bring the dog up then go to the vet...come to find out this little dickens ate her brother's marijuana stash ..and to top that it was the second time that the dog did it I got pictures hang on LOLOLOL....the dogs name is Porscha...LOL....look at he the dogs eyes stoned out of his ever lovin mind.....not funny but funny now my advise take this little pup to NA Narcotics Annon.....Well I love you all and thank you for listening .......God Bless....

This is the drive home.......

How lucky am I to be able to drive this nice drive home...I note to myself today....Self...you sure have a nice drive home share it with your buddies...so here ....I'm tired and am going to go to bed tonight earlier than 11...lol

Monday Madness at its best ......On Waving Wednesday

I know I know it Waving Wednesday but to darn bad this last few days has been really weird to say the least..... Friday was the topper one of my let me say first "My dearest little co-workers Ms. Personal Phone calls decided to put tracing paper thu the copier now mind you the copier is older than me and every time the service man comes to work on it he always looks at it as if it is his grandmother and when will we be putting it in the home...My motto if it works leave it alone...Kinda like me.....So she puts it tru and it is GONE....and when I went on break she actually had one of the dentist from across the hall tear the thing apart while I was gone....So while this guy is here this machine was taken apart down to the bones where is the gosh darn tracing paper it disappeared like fricken Houdini.....So the guys goes down to his truck and bring back what I like to say everything he carries....and it was scary .....so we are both sitting there he is scratching his bald head I scratching my hot head...and he says wait a minute and picks up on of the FOUR DRUMS that are sitting across the whole office and puts his not so tiny fingers in a tenny tiny little ity bitty narrow slit and goes " oh my gosh i think i feel it .....I rush to his side to assist him big help we are staring at each other in the eyes with that we can do it glare and he says OK wait a minute........ wait......... I think ....... as i blurt out "YA know your fingers are awfully fat you sure you don't want me to try"....Oh Lani shut up!!!!!!!!! ( i say to myself) Let the man do his job for gosh sakes....I feel it I feel it...and out he bring this piece of tracing paper that now looks like a delicate Japanese fan .......Now imagine the glee it was as if he had just delivered a baby ............. Now of course I have to even after he is gone grumble ....Tracy called to see how it went My words to her..." You don't want to talk to me now" and in my head I'm saying let it go let it go let it go....She offered to pay for any damage......she was really upset.......and it was not done on purpose..... jesss louiszzzzz think paper with the consistency of toilet paper does not belong in a 300 year old copier.................All in all it is OK ............. and now that I write about it it was really fine...but then again the bill has not come yet....God Bless and get out there and wave why are you sitting around reading this stuff....

Luck O' de Office

Dis is a wee doc that i work for here in Irecalifornia.....and below the leprechauns i boss around all day....
I brought the get ups and they had to put them on they all cooperated even the good doctor....It really was fun and the day was enjoyable...hey I have a party going on this weekend at my moms with her girlfriends and my sister Judy...

We are going down for the weekend and it is our usual Friday night cards but with a St. Patty's theme and when you see the get up I have for myself....

Let me give you a hint the Mullet wig

.....I will update the blog with pictures on Sunday and give you the whole weekend update...

And I will tell you about the blue monkey ...... his wife is having an affair with the sock monkey up the street and here is a photo to prove it but that is another story Look at the picture it is PROOF the sock monkey is serenading the Blue Monkeys wife and the poor blue monkey is hiding behind the pillow the whole time....Could you imagine ????? Now the Blue Monkey has gone with my hubby and I on all our vacations since we have been married Heather Anne gave him to us and she never got him back...as

a matter of fact I do believe that someone saw us with the monkey at one of our destinations and stole the idea for that Gosh darn commercial where the stupid dad get the little girls monkey in the suitcase,...the day that came out my hubby and i went LOOK OUR IDEA some one sa

w us...i swear is nothing sacred..... So the Blue Monkey got married when he went up north to my sisters house for a few weeks PLUS when she came down here with him to live at our house she had an affair with one of my stuffed bears in the bed room and Yup you guessed it she had a baby bear and it was NOT BLUE........ She gets around as you can Tell by the picture so Linda my friend up the street was talking about the Sock monkey she had and I think the blue monkeys wife overheard me talking and look at what happens Oh no this is nothing when you see the bedroom photos you will FLIP...enough for now I promise I will get these things to you on my Sunday blog ......Love U and God Bless....I swear anyoen reading this for the first

time is shaking there head and calling the koo koo squad.......................