Went to Dancing with the Starz

Ok how much fun was that...myself and my new bestest friend Cindy mom of Hanks gal pal went to the dancing with the starz....So we get there early snag a great parking space that I made Cindy get out and case the street for no parking signs then ask some man who spoke no english if we could park there he looked right at her and said NO ???? What the heck then looked back and said park there???? yes he goes Ok then.....LOL.....SO after the 15 minute security check of the parking space and belongings because you can not take camera or cell phones in and so we left everything in the car but necessities......So we go high heals and all into the waiting line of 175 people ....lucky us we are behind a woman who has been in this line for every season a seasoned professional line stander....so she runs down the dos and donts while telling us her sister is going to be here soon and she is the pro...mean time some random guy comes up and say do you have extra ticket??? In frenchlish...not impressed we look at this guy and say NOPE...but Pro girl says oh stay here my sister usually has extras....so Pierre waited and his name really was pierre....now while we are waiting for her to show I being the busy body that I am start to ask only a few key questions of this pieree dude....it only took two first do you live here??? Yes..... oh nice.,,,,, how long have you lived here? 10 years ....ok ok and what do you do for a living? Ah in the fench accent a little bit of this and a liite but of that....DONE ok this guy is looking for something just have not put my finger on it yet.....Ok so now comes the sister BRIGHT red slick jacket Black boots and long black hair but personally nothing to send home to mom.....But Perire found his girl for the day....All of a sudden this guy is taking about he is a writer and he just happens to have a magazine that has him in it and the people he has worked with over the years.....LOL....No wait it gets better .....Now red jacket is so impresssed we watch as she throws her hair back and moistens her lips......I cant stand it it is so funny....so these two go on and on..then out of no where Pierre says I will be right back Im running to my car to get you a copy of my magazine....goes running across a main street disappears then comes running back...he hands her the magazine and she says....Ready???...Oh Pierre will you autograph it" COULD YOU JUST PEE YOUR PANTS .......now the studio kids come to counting heads and you get to go to the next holding area i know what cattle feel like when they are taken to slauter...Seriously three hour wait people and Tom......Now we get to the next area and while we were waiting in the line this one lady keeps staring at me alott I tell my buddy you note this woman staring at me....???? Why ?????? Never could figure it out but anywho...must be my foxy-ness... while we are in line the pro-line ladies are telling everyone ya know they don't allow phones but just stick it in your bar or somewhere...OH yeah that worked really well for one lady till she walked thru the METAL detector.....lol ...ok so the next area is benches...thank got my date Cindy brought us snacks and yuppie water.....So well into the third hour I decide to go to the bathroom and strick up a conversation with a young little Ellen Degenerac we have quite a good conversation and I say I see you came out of the speical door any chance of extra seats if so...Im your girl come on out and get me.....so she goes her way I go mine and ten minutes later I see her coming so I tell Cindy oh look here comes my new best friend Cindy looks at me and says Your Gay??????? LOL........no no no but if it will get us better seats....hummmmmm....so my little friend comes over as if to I believe ask me to go to the good seats but priorto her asking me anything I say oh this is my friend Cindy well there went the golden ticket....POOF.... she was gone.....Damn .....I did look HOT >.......LOL.....Ok so mean while we get to go to the next holding area ...really this was three hours.....thank god for Aqua Net......and support hose.......But meanwhile Pierre found Mrs.Robinson (New Victim) who was decked out in the jewels and oh about 72 years old but standing and he ws all hunched over talking to her while the other two girls were yelling "Pierre Pierre hurry or you won't get in...PIERRE!!!!"....so her oh oh oh ....Now red jackets has given us the low down on how to get the good seats......We go into the studio they are marching us up the stairs to the balcomy right when we come into the studio the girls turn around and Fricken Pierre is GONE like magic.....lol...he got in and he is gone....LOL....so we go to our seats and we ask one of the pros where is your sister she says oh She is down stairs working her magic to get better seats.....Oh can't wait ...20 minutes later she comes up and sits down ,, no seat change....well enough ...the show was fabulous we had good seats and I stood every time we clapped so I could get on camera and I did.....LOL>....... But the best part is we had a group of what I am thinking were OLD time Donnie Osmond fans because when he looked up at our area...one of the women MY AGE yells to her girlfriends "He looked at me He looked at me" and I think she had an orgasm....God Bless Her....So there it is the most fun at Dancing with the Stars is the wait........Lov U all God Bless......

Canary Heartattack

So I'm cleaning the cage that I put Bird and Dee in seems that since I got a cage large enough to accommodate myself and six of My closest friends things seemed OK...so I take the cage in the kitchen with a fork lift and start to clean it then all of a sudden Bird goes ballistic and puffs up and his little eyes start to rollin his little head...Jesus Christ I'm thinking what ???what just talk to me ...chirp something then he start to get goofy and flys to the bottom of the cage and is really on deaths door...I run out of the house PA!!!!!!! 911 ....911......... PA...... PA where are you I have killed Bird She is having a heart attack he looks at me with yes that oh shit what now...sorry about he language but it is what he is saying in his loving head....so he just stars at me as I say come come look...the bird is still on the cage bottom half dead ....I say watch him...like the bird or hubby is going anywhere ...I grab one of the extra god darn cages in the garage put a little towel in the bottom and come in and grab Bird....place Bird on one of the pole in the same cage she is in and then I see Dee go over and start to peck at Bird...THE NERVE were in a crisis jackass.....but in my Sharp as a tack mind I say AHHHH Dee is a bully and has broken down poor Bird and this was the last straw....So I move Dee who's new name is Bully....seriously...to the little cage and Bully screech's at me as if to say B^#&&$$ get your hands off me.....ok so than i go out to the garage and grab yet another cage...the larger one because now they have to be separated for life.....but Bird is better now that Bully is gone...and funny but Bird is keeping her back to the other cage...So now Hubby is out getting me a toggle bolt and some chain and Bully is going in the computer room where I can keep an eye on her.....him what ever it is???? I tell you it is never ending ...her is a picture of them together the orange one is the original Bird and the little yellow beast is Bully....God Bless

Cracker Ass Photo Shot...must see

First let me set up the whole situation...we have a what is called a plaster trap at work as you know it is an oral surgery office and we make allot of models so there is plaster that goes with that and it goes into a trap under the sink..thus we have a plummer come and remove this once a month or so...well today i get this numb nut come in and approach the front desk as if i expected him and say Hi I'm here ...OK fellow and now what ??? So I asked Ms. Personal phonecall to take him to the back and she does and prior to that he says "Ya know I've never done this before" Give a crap just go take care of it.....so he comes back up to tell me he needs to get his tools...tools you &#^$@^#@(#*#( all you need is surgical gloves a little muscle and take the trap out and down to the trash!!!!!!! or dispose of it where ever you do! So this kid comes up with a tool box and a vacuum ...I say with steam coming out of my ears ...what is all that for...well if I vacuum it it will be lighter for me to carry out...no you did not just say that just get it out and I will take it down numb nuts.....so he turns on his wet vac and it blow into the trap and sprays the crap all over the floor ....he look up and say "Anyone have an old rags.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....I went up to my desk and called the plummer office in not 5 minutes later in runs the main guy saying oh Lani sorry will take care of it which I truly did appreciate cause I do like this outfit.....but ladies and tom sweet revenge cause I caught a picture of this numb nuts right before he left...ready ...brace yourselves.....TA DA...Amen I feel great....somethings just turn out better with a camera!!!!! God Bless and have a sweet night....



THIS CRACKS ME UP

LMAO.............the Moon Shot

Ok I had to come right back and post this picture because I went to Stichin by the Lake because I saw she had posted a picture of the moon she took with her new camera......I am laughing so hard look at mine and look at hers........ Oh my gosh and that one of mine was the millionths one I took in the dark surrouned my the tomato rats and moths and June bugs that should be gone it is September for gosh sakes,,,and my dogs on the patio not coming to help because in there little dog heads they are saying oh crap she is at it again......Picture me on the lawn in one of my sexy outfits.....with my digital camera my regular camera 87 degrees at 10 at night and this is what i end up with....I love my life ladies and tom .....Really go look at her blog and compare them......you will need this giggle today it is going to be hot again......

Is this what my life has come down to............

So my dear hubby comes down from the barn and says Honey????? you left he water on again...while saying it I could see the water bill reflection in his loving eyes...Maybe we could put a sign up on the fence or the barn ?????? Holy S#^$^&$(*# again SORRRRRYYYYYY !!!!!! Really it is not good when I do this which I have done more than once it floods the tack room and soaks the hill behind the barn and rolls down the hill it is a nightmare.....So today while at work I took the time to make a sign for myself and I did not put it up on the gate or on the barn I put it right on the door leading to the garage that I must go thu to get in...so if I miss it here I'm going to have to seriously get something like that shock collar they have for dogs but wear it myself and if the hose is left on I get shocked...How funny would that be I just imagined myself.....Ok I have to go to my mom mys tomorrow she has been in the hospital for a week and I think she could use some help getting back in the swing of things .....God Bless...hey Im planning a really great giveaway for the dog blog I have it in the beginning stages it is going to be really super! Have you gone there yet?

Just when you thought things were getting boring

Ladies ladies ladies and Tom today was my lucky day......tommorrow is my surgery and today i had to go down to the hospital to give blood and to get procedure done where they shove a camera down your throat.....did ya just gag.....good this story only gets better and I have to tell you I hate anything in my throat and the cowboy knows it .....so I have a positive attitude going down ..........this is going to be ok................. i will swallow ..........i will swallow ...gag...... so nothing to eat or drink after midnight fine first lets go give blood so this is in another building then the procedure ........so get there a little early thank God I go into the building and there is a young man i ask a simple qustion is the lab on the third floor....nope ok so there is no lab on the third floor nope ..............it is down the street two blocks....hummmm My first clue that this kid was an idiot should have been he was in street clothes no name tag but no i follow directions and drag my son with me get to the other building and nope no lab so I ask another bright employee is the lab here ..........nope........... ok is there a lab at the building i was already at ...her answer while my son holds me back....there are lots of labs you can go to anyone and get the blood drawn........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....so back i go to the origional building and tell the little jackass still sitting at the desk the lab IS on the third floor ya know what smarty pants says ok SIR......................let it go let it go..........so go to the lab and a nice enough guy and me ms.talk a bunch are having a nice conversation and he says I think I will try this vein hummmmm ,....ok he is the pro here.....ouch and Jesus C(*&^&*(#$ what is he doing in there and what is he digging for it's blood not gold for gosh sake.....oh I guess we will try the other arm...YA THINK????? be nice be nice be nice.....so i leave there with 17 bandages and wondering how many hours he has been drawing blood......Ok there is a God because i go to have my procedure and out comes this hunk of burnin love even my son said hey mom got lucky there....OH YES ladies and Tom .....so we go in find out he is the anesthesiologist and he will be administering my drugs YES YES YES......Jason is his name now this guy could have put 10,0000 needles in me and it would have been just fine indeed........ then the door opens and in comes the tech who is going to run the machine that is going to look at my happy oh so happy heart......Gunther a half baked pony tailed hunk of burnin love again twice in one day how could this old bag get so lucky i swear ........so he says he has to use the machine to do some sort of thing and it will be a bit longer till they can start oh NO PROBLEM i got Jason till you return my love..........so the phone rings in the room and it is none other than get this Dr. Beckham down my happy heart could it be him ............ at this point Magilla Gorilla could have walked in and I would have been happy and I was not even on the drugs yet..........Ok it gets better so now the Doctor come in and hold me back it is another fricken hottie ladies.....I swear this was so funny and Im thinking how are my ladies going to know about this adventure the camera is at home and here I am no one will ever believe me..... So Cute Little Dr. Beckham tells me how he is going to shove crap down my throat and numb this and i need to swallow that all the time Im yes yes yes yessssss Oh Dr. Love me foreever I am a gager.....no problem we will make you as comfortable as possible and things will be fine.....How much finer could it get !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I gargle this stuff and they spray that stuff and Jason shoots some drugs in me and were ready.......choke and gag but they got it down ........ Oh dont let me for get to mention Dr. Howard he was the Dr my age and quite nice but it was kinda like being in a room with all these hottie and then my dad walked in .......and he was younger then me.......But here is the best thing of all the tech Patrick who is Italian although he looks african american dont let the dred's fool you.....he told me nope Italian and I have to believe him......He gave me a bit of information that i will be googling did you know that the dredlocks and all that stuff is part of Rastafari....ok I know another subject.....but my Italian friend Patrick was just so happy to snap a few shots and send them to me to share with you ladies .....YES PROOF THANK YOU PATRICK MY FRIEND........So tomorrow is the surgery and with any luck none of thesse guys read this blog and are going to get in any trouble or come to my room .>>WISHING>>>>>>>>Ladies the spell check was not working and you all know I'm a spelling grammar moron so thanks for being so kind to me and god Bless I will be back on Friday God Willing.....SO to Gunther, Patrick, Dr. Beckham, Jason and yes Dr. Howard you made my day !!!!!!!!!

What a week! And it is only Wednesday

"Warning the spell check is not working"ok lets start at Sunday first thing in the morning the hubby comes home from golf I call it The Holy Church of Golf he goes ever Sunday,,,,,So I had woken up at 3:30 for no good reason the commiette had already gone off in my head telling me all the thingsI could do at 3:30 AM what the heck????? So I decided to clean the house and get that out of the way,,,,while doing that hubby was off to his services (golf) ok ok so done with house work which while I was doing it the boy Hank caught me getting down with my bad self to none other than Jungle Boogie...... I can not help it that Soul Sista came out of me.....he said we should U tube you mama cause it is so funny to see and i know what he was thinking...."How could my old mom dance that way she is uncoodinated goofy and rediculious...but in my eyes I AM A SOUL SISTER ....... Ok so once I got back from my Soul Train audition (cleaning) hubby asked want to go see a movie HUH? Now I am the movie head I see a movie every weekend with a hostage or alone.....by hostage I mean I will take someone and trick them once they are in the car there is no turing back.....I told my girlfrind we were going to the mall and I drove her to the movie done...... know the rest of the story I have done it and Im clever and good......you will not even know what movie you saw it all happens so fast....so there is not much out and he refuses to see animated after tricked him into seeing Finding Nemo ...... Cowboys an animation not so good! So the only movie right at the time of opportunity was Last house on the left.....It was suppose to be scary thriller....ok now imagine this ...two stupid girls go to a motel with a stranger smoke pot weirdos show up they kidnap the girls they all get into a car get in a terrible accident with a tree in the forest then after one get stabbed twice and slowwwwwly dies the other after being raped beat up and stabbed ...gets up runs to the river oh oh after saying Im a swimmer in quite not really understandable voice...dives into the river while her kidnappers a loonie bird and two other freaks of nature get to the lake bed and start to shoot at her she is swimming her little tail of but OH MY she gets shot in the NECK.....oh it gets better she looses more blood that the blood bank at Red Cross ok pouring rain thunder and they say got her she is dead.......ok to the house where her worried parents think she is at her friends.....oh but who comes to the door the weirdos yup so mommy and daddy make them dinner drinks and let them go stay in the guest house not knowing who they are just a bunch of LOOSERS at the door...like anyone with half a brain would let them in..........BUT WHAT IS THIS on the counter in the kitchen is the necklace her daughter was wearing when she left......oh honey how how how NOOOO ......But low and behold who is crawling thru the forest to the house YUP the daughter who bled to death in the river .....she makes it to the door they bring her in and dad who just happens to be a MD cuts her open puts a tube and she is ok after all.....they fight the weirdos to the end take off in the boat and all live happly ever after....oh but not before the dad takes the numb nut who raped his daughter and blows his head off in the open microwave.....THE END>>>>> So that was Sunday .....So Monday no big deals Zumba class and bed done....... Tuesday is my day to go visit Bernie she is my 95 year old girlfriend I told you I get along with people who are older than me....I have been visiting her for three years and I love her ....I do work for the Hospice as a friendly visitor and so she is one of my friends I will attach a picture of her....so I go to see her and it is Singing day ..they have a quartet of four woman god bless their souls to sing for the elders....So they have all the seniors lined up and I run to get Bernie to listen with me....So I look at the folks and they are expressionless it is so funny now it is not that they don't like the entertainment they are just old......half can't hear half can't see and the rest are just glad to get out of there room.....except one little lady who is bopping to the beat with her walker and you can tell there was a time when this lady was HIP (I saw my self for a second)....So I'm tapping to the music and happy happy happy and i look over to my Bernie to let her know that it is time to go back to her room and there she sits sound asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...god bless her....I get more laughs and enjoyment from these people then you could ever imagine....... Ok so I go home and it is time for my Boot camp exercise class that is just before my meeting at 8 that I have to get a cake to so I frost the cake change my clothes and lalalala off to the gym...so this is a new class that starts at 6:30 I'm pumped up ......lol .....the class goes pretty good except for the running sideways while looking forward.....you would truly have to see this to understand so it is getting later and the class should be over geezzzz ...we are doing some sort of Chinese stretch where you put your legs Thu you arm pit while holding a towel and lunging and remember BREATHE...I say to the lady next to me how long is this class an hour right????? Oh no sweetie it is an hour and a half........ I yell out Holy Sh&^%% and drop the towel and run like a thoroughbred pony like I had to go rescue the girl from the lake!!!!! I run out of the gym in the pouring rain get into my car zip zooommmmmmm up the hill fly into the house hubby unaffected by anything I do after all these years.....I yell out a few choice words grab the cake throw it in the car with the supplies and in all this madness I had time to look at my hubby and say "You need a haircut" What the heck where did that come from in all my insanity????????? So I made my meeting the cake was delicious and no lives were lost..........So here we are Wednesday and I am at Jury Duty where lucky you I found the time to catch up you can thank Ventura County for this adventure......Oh i have a few pictures to attach and tonight I have more to share ...Oh I got the stuff for the spring giveaway pretty cute cool stuff stay tuned and God Bless.........and have I thanked you lately for being a part of my never ending adventure ......love U all .....Ok I wrote this on my sons laptop thing and it is not letting me spell check or add pictures so the pictures are going to follow right now ......God Da&#^^&$*#(@(

AGAIN with my foxyness!!!!!

So I'm driving Thu Starbucks and minding my own business listening to my music and you all know what this does to me.....So I purchase my drink and with my sunglasses down to the tip of my nose because I'm blind looking Thu them is only good for keeping the sun out otherwise nothing....so with my sunglasses down in a very alluring way I look to my left out the drivers window and there sitting is this FOXY guy and he is looking me....Oh Yeah baby I know you want a piece of this.....so I return the look I think ? In that sexy senior citizen kind of way .....and slowly move the car out as if the car was a model on a runway at fashion week....before i leave the drive Thu I have to look toward my right to make sure there is nothing coming i mayhit and next to my car trying to get by is this young foxy lady that is going to meet him Im sure so I break out in hysterical laughing because there I go again thinking it is all about this FOXY OLD BAG!!!!!!!! LOL........ so I drive on to my book study wishing i was at my computer to tell this story because I know I have been away from my blog way to long..... I am going to do my own little boot camp (Exercise class)because I can not afford to join them again it is expensive so wish me luck I have my little schedule set...today I will go back to the gym for the first time in weeks for the 24 fit class......I have this darn last 10 pounds I'm going to get off gosh darn .....So don't forget Monday I'm going to unveil the giveaway and it is so good...i will go get more stuff today so I can sweeten the pot and don't forget my pal Kaye is also doing it...love and miss u all....God Bless

The Log........HELP

The story of the Log on the fire.........

Just thought you might want to see a picture of Tiny the horse my hubby wants me to start riding....I had to put my Horse Bart down last summer ....Yeah Yeah Yeah I know I'm scared but it is a nice horsey.....

Alright first off I am a controlling - over bearing - always right - very picky wife..that said....... the other night I am on my blog updating my people and Tom and I get a bit ty ty and think I will log off and go watch some of my important shows like the Young and the Restless...I only watch it because Nikki Newman Victors wife graduated from my high school and was a real dork and I still 35 years later do not believe how she is there and not me....lol....so I leave the computer room and go toward the living room and do a double take at the fireplace...Sh%#$#& Who the gosh darn gods nightgown put that big Gosh Darn Log on the fire.....I walk toward the living room where my husband is playing his video game not bothering a soul just relaxing not a care in the world till Lani the Right walks in .....Oh My GOD who put that big log on the fire it is 8:30 at night....Now mind you this man is a saint....I am ranting and raving about the log.... the time it was put on..how could you do that ...then I precede to go out to the deck where my Log buddy the little thing he bought me to hold my wood and say "Look my log buddy is getting empty why would you do that and knowing that it will be raining tomorrow and i can not go get wood in the rain..It is so late why Gary why????? Expecting some sort of answer like I don't know my darling forgive me..I know not what I do....How could I be so dense....what the heck who cares ...he looks at me and says...Because I wanted to....Now tell me people what kind of a half brained answer is that ...He got me good...I could not continue my rage I was beaten people and Tom.....Like I say daily he is gods gift to me ...Now here is the kicker It is not as if I have no wood I have so much wood I could keep you your family and children's children stock piled in wood till dooms day...Look I even have logs that I use as chairs for gosh sakes.......I need help serious help.....Look at my wood. that is what makes this story so stupid of me...I know there must be someone out there who relates to the go off like a banshee fits ....I do not do it as often as I use to but it does not take much...LOL......Look at this wood people and Tom....Yeah think there is any reason to freak out about one stupid log....

Well God Bless you and I hope someone out there understands...lol....Im surprised those kids of mine are sane....lol...Oh right the snuggies,...hummmmm

Who do I think I am for gosh sakes...

So let the music set the tone for this share....Charlies Angels theme song ...Independent Woman playing as you read.......I get in my car to go to work and put on one of my daughters famous self mix CD's....SO I pull out of the driveway and the music begins first the Charlie's Angels theme song starts...Girl who could know ya could get down like that babylalalala ....well i get goin with my Sista Lani self I slowly turn the music up and start ...turning it up means my car is vibrating.......i get the Angelia Jolie lips going sexy large and puffed out like you do when you kiss a dog for god sake .....the sqwinty yet sexy eyes going and then to top it off I start to do the cobra snake head be-bopping thing going while singing at the beyond the top of my lungs...now I have the sun roof open the sun is shining on me like a spot lite from the lighting director at this concert Iam hosting in my car.... AndI know everyone yes everyone know how talented and famous Iam Iam hip-hop soul singing Iam you bet Iam Lani Franklin Abdule the Great ......Put the gosh darn brakes on because after all the street workers look at me as I gaze at them with my slighlty closed and yet sultry eyes Geez people those guys woud look at a german sherperd as long as it was in heat and wearing a sexy outfit.....So then reality hits.....and this does not bring me down it make me laugh like a hyneia....I am a53 and 3/4 year old woman with hair that resembles a Raiders football helmet ..the lips well the lipstick by the time I get to work has leaked into the little wrinkles ....the eyes well the circles are covered up with not only cover up but green stick and foundation mixed with silly putty......So those sexy sultry eyes are puffy and just beginning to awake..... and to top it all off if my neck is now in a cramp cause of my SoulTrain moves what is it????...Lesson well I am a humble girl but do not put that music on it sends me to a diffenert world and the public does not deserve to see that Wacky lady in the what I thought was a sleek red Corvette it is a white little Ford escape.....lol...... Like the next song said Heaven must be missing an Angel...God Bless......

It's early.....

Well I woke up this am 6 and had a bit of extra time remember I'm at my moms house Star Ship Enterprises newest recruit ......found the paperwork for the get away and it is called get this "The International UFO Congress" the motto Education the world one person at a time and they are based in Arizona this lets me now that to much sun and weeeeeeeee...it is the same as the people living near the ocean to much salt air if ya know what I mean....I started a new exercise routine this last week because I feel a bit of the weight coming back around so I want to catch it while I can before it gets comfortable on me and god knows I had Rita tailor the work suits and she will kill me if she has to let them out after all her work....So my commitment was to get up at 5 am a half hour earlier than usual and exercise ....So Wednesday I get on out of bed and take my little excited self to the room that should be a quilt room but that is another story another day...So I get in the room I have it all set up for the challenge my mat a bigger that life exercise ball even bigger some hand wights you get the picture ... and oh yes the jump rope for outside at the end of the class...Now I have two Aussie dogs sweet little things ?? SO down I go hit the mat and a few crunches first 1-2-3-4-....15eeee I'm growing a bit cause I can't breath ...breathing is KEY my one dog is next to me and she starts to cry because she think something is wrong and I'm hurt so I'm trying to breath and tell her to stop but she must have heard me say go get help so she goes to get the baby the other dog and this one decides I must need mouth to mouth because she jump across my side and starts to frantically lick my face...nonono stop you guys ...So nix the crunches lets do the wall lunges now this is going up and down against the wall with the big ball on my back....so I start and I'm 1...2..3..7..the dogs are staring at me with the side head look and I'm getting a bit uncomfortable so I say darn you guys go lie down...they heard me say go get a toy they run out of the room and bring back a toy for me to throw for them...what the heck.....Mind you remember it is about 5:20 by now and the men are asleep the men being my gift from God husband and my baby boy Hank ...... by now they are both in bed wondering what is going on by this I mean they are saying what the H#$%#^# is she doing now...... So I continue but now I have to do my exercise in slow motion as to not set the dogs off...sure I could have close the door but then they would have howled at the moon..... Next Jump rope this we must do out doors so off to the driveway we go and mind you in my pajamas with my morning hair nest I will post pictures of that another day it is actually quite a site my hair in the morning and now that is is short i resemble Don King ....The minute I start to jump rope the dogs go bananas PLAY TIME...they cut across the lawn grab all the toys and the baby stats to try to grab the jump rope in her mouth she could care less that it is slapping her snout....So I now call my exercised time Dog Obedience class by the time I get them trained on how to act when mommy is exercising it should be early this summer.. But the good news is I lost 700 calories in my head from aggravation that thank god today i can laugh at it ....I will tell you about my Zumba class at the gym another day have a good Saturday and God bless

Is it habit or old age.............

So Sunday with all the care of wrapping up a new born baby I get my Giveaway for whirlly packed up and ready for the post office. Monday Im waiting till lunch to get it in the mail....Now mind you I tell the girl Ms/PErsonal phone calls to go get the mail and she reminds me no mail Post Office closed Lani (with that same puzzled look of geee go get your surgery already and get back into the game....(Long story short Im going to have Heart Surgery but in the mean time I am on meds that make me very forgetful and berry berry tired...waaa get me my bottle....) SO Im tapping my foot cause I want to go to lunch and get to the post office....Wamoh 1pm lunch time ..I get to the car run a few other errands than race to the post office I fly down the street make a BIG U turn and park look up and What? Yup the post office is CLOSED and I knew that...So Across the street are the firemen doing the yard work and they see me and look at the car and I know it is not my beauty but the Oh Brother there another one for the closed post office wack jobs....SO I stop the car and pretend to be fixing my makeup like I stopped for that....they continue with there yard work and I slither off...Oh but then on the way I say HEY i have just enough time to hit the Bank...SERIOUSLY PEOPLE ......and I drive there and until I get to the front of the EMPTY bank and Im at the stop signs filling out the deposit slip and stuff...well thank god for ATM and I just sat in my car laughing for about 5 minuters till I notice the gas station guys stareing so again I pertended to do my make up ,,,By the time I got back to the office I looked like a manican for J>S> Penny's......God Bless

The Italian Cookie Adventure

Ok lets see since last we spoke I have had more fun ....I baked 30 little banana bread they are so adorable i could just eat them all myself...finished the salsa 32 jars WOO HOO and the cookie are fini'..... talk about cookies here is a good story...my mother in love makes the best cookies all Italian and all old country so each year i just each them up and always ask if I Can bake with her one year low and behold 10 years later it is my lucky day ...It is just me and LuLu so i take my kitchen aid blender and 50 thousand zip lock bags and I'm off booked out all day Sunday for the event...even left the house to stay dirty what the heck...So i get there and LuLu has some recipes picked out and asked if there are any I would like so I get one I would like the most delicious and fastest to eat with only one bite...So we are set up and we get to mixin' and whipin' and humm this dough just does not seem like it should says LuLu hummmm now for me hum means trouble or confusion one or the other...... so LuLu says my logs just are not sitting up right so she decides to add a egg....... never leave the recipe WARNING WILL ROBINSON WARNING..... ok so she is adding her egg she looks over and compliments my logs....gotta love it...So into the oven they go and the timer is set......buzzzzzzzzzzz hum they just don't look the same...hers looked flat and my logs were so hard they make biscotte seem like a tea cake....OK so the logs come out....Alright on to the next batch good ole Russian balls so I do the batter and roll my balls and off to the oven they go...well come to find out the timer is really old and does not always go off....ok my balls burned yes I now have burned balls but what does LuLu say hey with a little powder sugar who will notice....In amazement and shock I said NoNoNo..balls trash..but her balls are perfect of course we did manage to salvage a couple of my balls.....ok now to the Italian cookie the famous ones. Good Lord no Cream of Tarter Im really loosing faith in this woman people and no pine nuts and I asked over and over what do you need....oh no i know what to get dear ...... So off to the store LuLu runs for the Cream of Tartar should be called Gold of Tartar at the price she paid gezzzzz $9.00 buck for a small jar of white power .....SO she gets back and by this time I have decided to leave her alone because maybe these ones will turn out the best....So there she sits all quite rolling her dough and dipping it each little shape in egg white and mushing pine nuts into the tops...They looked so delicious and cute...So we put them into the oven and off to have a nice cup of tea and ponder the causes for this debockle...Time goes off ...yeah note how is goes off for all her cookies...darnit....She goes to the oven and all i hear is oh Laaaaaaannnnnnnniiiiiii and she is laughing so I come around the corner and ask first will i pee my pants cause it is going to be so funny cause i need to pad up if so...the cookies formed a hugh pancake i have pictures i will upload for you ...Let me tell you I have never enjoyed a day so much and accomplished so little in all my life and she is still me mother in Love....God bless.....I will update you on Hanuka tomorrow that should be a hoot also at the x in laws home they love me..what else