Saturday, January 24, 2009

It's early.....

Well I woke up this am 6 and had a bit of extra time remember I'm at my moms house Star Ship Enterprises newest recruit ......found the paperwork for the get away and it is called get this "The International UFO Congress" the motto Education the world one person at a time and they are based in Arizona this lets me now that to much sun and weeeeeeeee...it is the same as the people living near the ocean to much salt air if ya know what I mean....I started a new exercise routine this last week because I feel a bit of the weight coming back around so I want to catch it while I can before it gets comfortable on me and god knows I had Rita tailor the work suits and she will kill me if she has to let them out after all her work....So my commitment was to get up at 5 am a half hour earlier than usual and exercise ....So Wednesday I get on out of bed and take my little excited self to the room that should be a quilt room but that is another story another day...So I get in the room I have it all set up for the challenge my mat a bigger that life exercise ball even bigger some hand wights you get the picture ... and oh yes the jump rope for outside at the end of the class...Now I have two Aussie dogs sweet little things ?? SO down I go hit the mat and a few crunches first 1-2-3-4-....15eeee I'm growing a bit cause I can't breath ...breathing is KEY my one dog is next to me and she starts to cry because she think something is wrong and I'm hurt so I'm trying to breath and tell her to stop but she must have heard me say go get help so she goes to get the baby the other dog and this one decides I must need mouth to mouth because she jump across my side and starts to frantically lick my face...nonono stop you guys ...So nix the crunches lets do the wall lunges now this is going up and down against the wall with the big ball on my back....so I start and I'm 1...2..3..7..the dogs are staring at me with the side head look and I'm getting a bit uncomfortable so I say darn you guys go lie down...they heard me say go get a toy they run out of the room and bring back a toy for me to throw for them...what the heck.....Mind you remember it is about 5:20 by now and the men are asleep the men being my gift from God husband and my baby boy Hank ...... by now they are both in bed wondering what is going on by this I mean they are saying what the H#$%#^# is she doing now...... So I continue but now I have to do my exercise in slow motion as to not set the dogs off...sure I could have close the door but then they would have howled at the moon..... Next Jump rope this we must do out doors so off to the driveway we go and mind you in my pajamas with my morning hair nest I will post pictures of that another day it is actually quite a site my hair in the morning and now that is is short i resemble Don King ....The minute I start to jump rope the dogs go bananas PLAY TIME...they cut across the lawn grab all the toys and the baby stats to try to grab the jump rope in her mouth she could care less that it is slapping her snout....So I now call my exercised time Dog Obedience class by the time I get them trained on how to act when mommy is exercising it should be early this summer.. But the good news is I lost 700 calories in my head from aggravation that thank god today i can laugh at it ....I will tell you about my Zumba class at the gym another day have a good Saturday and God bless

8 comments:

Debbe said...

I can't keep track of your visits, you make my head spin...geeze, how many friends do you have??? Sounds like fun though. see ya in feb if not b4.
love Debbe

Oma aka Meme said...

and now I am laughing too- and if I tell Dogman- he will howl laugh too as he is just that kind of dog-LOL
hugs from Meme

Nanabarb said...

ROFLOL!!! I hope the rest of your day went a little more smoothly!
Barb

Kimonos and Sushi said...

I in in fits of laughter....LOL Every so glad you did the exercises even with the help from your 4 legged friends.

Quilter Going Bananas said...

Wow, a new sport called exercising with your fur friends! LOL I enjoyed reading about your routine!

simple country living! said...

I swear, Lani! You are soooo funny! Keep it up! You always brighten my day (or night!)
God bless you!
Leona

Janie said...

Girl, you make me laugh!

StitchinByTheLake said...

Hilarious! Why is it that exercising takes so much effort and eating is so easy? blessings, marlene

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