Showing posts with label Foxy lady. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Foxy lady. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Waving Wednesday and

I went to work a few minutes late and on the way to work I was sitting at the stop light and I decided that I would sharpen my lip stick pencil and did so but the thing would not hold the sharp ish ness so I threw it back in the lipstick supply and just did not put liner on and had to be satisfied with just plain lips....so I get to the AM/PM for my daily coco and I go in ha ha laugh laugh a few minutes later one of the workers that I adore say's with her heavy spanish accent "Hey Mz. Lawnie jew hab sipstick up jour panz up in the butt..... Translated it says Hey jack ass you sat on the shavings from your lipstick and it rubbed up the back of your butt on the jeans,....GREAT so I say oh thank you my friend and zip out to the car where when getting back in I see the big giant streak of lipstick pencil that I spread with my tiny little butt....so to late to go home and change I skoot off to work and say Hey wait a minute I have some shorts in the car for the gym and a washer at work to wash the jeans ....So I get to work and it is a only Lani day and I put the jeans into the washer/dryer and put the shorts on ...now imagine this...... me a sweat shirt......short gray shorts ......PURE WHITE 55 year old legs with yes imagin it Red and White valentine KNEE sock and blue clogs shoes......and this outfit is set off with my lovely peace and love jewelry....so I'm hidden behind the desk like and news man who had half a suit and only his underwear on but no one knows cause he is behind the desk.....So for an hour and a half which seems like 3 days I pray no one walks into the office and thank god no one did ....The pant got cleaned I changed and no one is the wizzzer except all of you .....I only wisd I had a picture.......lol....god bless

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Don't be jealous of my new year party gear!!!!!!


Oh yeah Baby a real party animal.........Have a Happy New Year and remember it is the year of the smiles and laughter around each corner holds another happy day be grateful and stop at nothing to achieve a happy heart it does not take much ...................... really it is quite a simple life stop making it harder than it needs to be.....Remember to Keep It Simple

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Gobble Gobble the Am shots


Ok Friends here are the before pictures oh shoot where am I let me go look god darn it I'm looking pretty pathetic hair color and all but ok ok ok you can see me anyway I look and do I look FOXXXXXYYYYYYYY



Now hold your hats for the after I'm going to shower and amaze you all.....




And the baby is in town .........
Lucky me and the shirt is baggy she is not fat.......

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