When Am I going to learn ...and Tom is not a Gnome

I am 54 not 24 I know I know I look 24...hey speaking of looking your age on my birthday I asked one of the doctors how old do I look????? And I specifically said...Please lie Do you know he said 55 Good Lord I'm not even there yet...........So any who I need to talk up about two things one is my back...I threw it out while I was out last week and I did a super job.... I think it happened when Hank told me we could walk the two 12x10's (lumber) up the hill beyond the barn and he really made me do it I kept saying Hank this is really heavy OH come on mom don't be such a woose? Crap do you think he can feel my pain heck no ........I can barely walk except for the IB Profin 600 ml. OK I can walk but I moan .....and say okokokok alot .....The back thing is a pain because I cant hold my stomach in which makes me look fatter.....By the way one of the girls at work is really being to nice...Monday she said my glasses make me look 10 years younger ...RIGHT ...then today she goes ..Wow you look so skinny....Jesus H. Chrisy my back is out which makes my stomach bulge out like a pregnant lady...I just looked at her like what are you loonie???? then it dawned on me she is up to something.....Then one of the other girls says ...so sweet...I use to call this worker Bambi because she is a cute little California blond with the quietest little voice like a talk whisper..Big blue eyes....So today when says Do you think that you and the doctors might do my 2 year review...Now mind you I do reviews every year but the last year went un noticed Bad me really ....but I think It might have been nicer to say Hey Lani can I have a raise? LOL....Jesss where was I going with all this?????? I honestly don't know.....Ok well one thing I am thinking of is I want to have Theme's for each day of the week so I get on and blog and it won't always be funny ...but it will always be grammar and spelling at it's worse..... SO here are some idea's.....Merry v.s Madness Monday .....Topic Tuesday....... Waving Wednesdays.....Thrilling it is Thursday....Finally Friday.......then our Weekends will be wacky weekends.....Well now I think that is a great Idea...Oh my gosh and I actually signed up for a quilt class this Sunday get out a here I did really.........
And before i forget Tom is really a person I noted that one of our followers we need not mention her name Kaye said "Hey girls we get to finally see Tom, I thought he was a figment in Lani's very active imagination" LOLhat there was a picture of him?????? Ladies he has a blog here is the link go look and see....tom is the highlight of my entries because he is the only male follower and fellow quilter plus a real wood carver........ go to his blog.....The man is Funny ladies really ......,,I still don't remember what I was talking about...oh well Love u and God Bless......

Oh my gosh where have I been

I gotta tell you people and Tom that I got the worse Flucoldbroncitisheadache thing I have never been this ill...and here is the kicker I take care of myself because I mean so much to me...I get my Flu shot...I take Echinica -Vitamin C all that crap and now what has it done in return good lord I was in bed for three days beyond the weekend cause that is allowed it has been a good week and I'm still a bit on the icky side ....When I went back to work on Wednesday I brought some cough medicine and I thought it was daytime cough medicine well let me tell you by the time the day was over I was feeling no pain ..... I had it back in my locker and ever hour or so I would go back not even using the cute little cup I would just hit the bottle like a wino .....Oh the good ole days.....I took it for the cough... the cough... the cough.....Well let me tell you I felt so icky by the time I got home I threw it all up.....So who is the big dummy now......and I was still coughing.....I can not even look at the cough medicine aisle at the store with out getting a bit wobbly ...I am going to have to stick to cough drops I have no control ......I'm bad really bad....
But today I ventured out to a baby shower for a friend...Now has anyone been around some of the stuff they have for babies now days...Not that I am that old but a concoction that warms up your wipes I want one for me.....I use to get a rag wet it and reuse it all day and then do the dishes with it......and a special drape to cover you while you breast feed ...hey when I breast feed if you were there close your eyes cause this kids eating.....oh oh and there was a thing that you put on the end of the faucet so the water does not get to hot and burn junior.....I use to have to make the bath check the water and make sure it stayed just right while i went to find the little bugger to bath him and that was the kitchen sink thank you very much.........Do they make play pens anymore or did they get rid of them because it made the baby feel like it was in jail???it was my favorite thing to keep them in one spot.....Well I'm going to go back to bed I just wanted to let ya know I'm alive and I miss you all........God Bless