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I tell you my life rocks big time i have so much darn action stories and things going on and half I can't mention in my blog cause well to many people read this .........but as long as were talking about things let take a trip to my office ....no names mentioned but Ms. personal phone calls had a co-conspirator on Monday ....let me set the picture up but first a few things you need to know....Now granted I'm 55 (a very young sexy hot sweet and lovable) 55 and yes I use KEY WORD USE to be on medication for my heart that made me really tired and a bit forgetful,.....but now in my own defence I will be the first to admit when I am wrong and the first to say hummmmm ok....but I gotta tell you since the heart surgery .....and now that I am off all meds and have been for oh say 3 months I'm getting my moxie back....now I'm not one to admit that I'm feeling so great and love love love that I now remember things .......So were at work and Monday was a kick ass busy day non stop and as you know it is just myself and Ms.personal phonecalls up front and the surgical assistants in the back that would be Bambi...... La Bamba and Beep......my nicknames for them because everyone in Lani's world get s a nick name.....So the day goes by and toward the end of the day the girls have to call the patients at the end of the day to check on how they are doing after the surgery....So Beep calls a patient and say's after she hung up????? ....Verizon Chuck ????what the heck....and says to BOTH of us girls up front I don't know where you guys got that number....it is so off! I ignore her cause I know for a fact I have not put anyone's info in today..........But nononononononon Ms.Personal phone call say ...Lani you put it is! I say Nope didn't ........with that I let it go but I went to pick up the chart Just In Case I did....because most of the time when you look at something you remember and say oh yeah your right...I look at the chart and say Nope ladies I did not put this patient in..Do you honestly think someone...... I do not care how much medication they are on could type all the information needed to get a patient into the computer and forget....Not with out a 5th of vodka to help! Well had Beep and Ms.PC eyes rolled any further up in their heads they would have gotten stuck .......... and while rolling their eyes ...they gave me the side eyed poor ole' thing look as if....and I said one more time really I did not put this patient in...Ms.PC says well it was on your computer blah blah blah........OK by this time between the last few months of having to make people adjust to the fact that yes I forget but I'M BACK !!!!!!!! Come to discover this patient already in the computer from days gone by and no one updated her info..........Point being is there a point or did I need to vent.....I think the whole point is that it is not nice to make people think there LUNITICS!!!!!!.....Hey I went to my Mommy's this weekend and had such a good time...she quit smoking now mind you she had puffed since she was 20 and is 80....god bless her I'm so proud of that little girl......oh also look the the painting I bought in Boston.....it is so different......oh oh oh and I'm going to make a little slide show of my quilts I have made because some of you were a bit surprised that I quilt....hum between the quilting the canning and the wild love making....oh scratch that last hobby that would be precious moment with my hubby.....lol....Life is Good.....Oh no it get even better that day because beyond all that .....a little girl calls all in a panic because she may not be able to make her appointment becuse her dog need so to have her stomach pumped yes...so she asked how long will the appointment take and I say 20 minutes and you can bring the dog up then go to the vet...come to find out this little dickens ate her brother's marijuana stash ..and to top that it was the second time that the dog did it I got pictures hang on LOLOLOL....the dogs name is Porscha...LOL....look at he the dogs eyes stoned out of his ever lovin mind.....not funny but funny now my advise take this little pup to NA Narcotics Annon.....Well I love you all and thank you for listening .......God Bless....