Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Monday Madness at its best ......On Waving Wednesday

I know I know it Waving Wednesday but to darn bad this last few days has been really weird to say the least..... Friday was the topper one of my let me say first "My dearest little co-workers Ms. Personal Phone calls decided to put tracing paper thu the copier now mind you the copier is older than me and every time the service man comes to work on it he always looks at it as if it is his grandmother and when will we be putting it in the home...My motto if it works leave it alone...Kinda like me.....So she puts it tru and it is GONE....and when I went on break she actually had one of the dentist from across the hall tear the thing apart while I was gone....So while this guy is here this machine was taken apart down to the bones where is the gosh darn tracing paper it disappeared like fricken Houdini.....So the guys goes down to his truck and bring back what I like to say everything he carries....and it was scary .....so we are both sitting there he is scratching his bald head I scratching my hot head...and he says wait a minute and picks up on of the FOUR DRUMS that are sitting across the whole office and puts his not so tiny fingers in a tenny tiny little ity bitty narrow slit and goes " oh my gosh i think i feel it .....I rush to his side to assist him big help we are staring at each other in the eyes with that we can do it glare and he says OK wait a minute........ wait......... I think ....... as i blurt out "YA know your fingers are awfully fat you sure you don't want me to try"....Oh Lani shut up!!!!!!!!! ( i say to myself) Let the man do his job for gosh sakes....I feel it I feel it...and out he bring this piece of tracing paper that now looks like a delicate Japanese fan .......Now imagine the glee it was as if he had just delivered a baby ............. Now of course I have to even after he is gone grumble ....Tracy called to see how it went My words to her..." You don't want to talk to me now" and in my head I'm saying let it go let it go let it go....She offered to pay for any damage......she was really upset.......and it was not done on purpose..... jesss louiszzzzz think paper with the consistency of toilet paper does not belong in a 300 year old copier.................All in all it is OK ............. and now that I write about it it was really fine...but then again the bill has not come yet....God Bless and get out there and wave why are you sitting around reading this stuff....

3 comments:

Lupi said...

why am I sitting here reading this? you ask....because you are entertaining and I got no life! LOL
and to be truthful, I felt like crying today and you made me laugh instead....thank you girlfriend.

Sherry said...

I remember copiers older 'n dirt. And I remember stuff being fed through them that had no business being run through an old laser copier. AND I remember very gingerly peeling said paper off the drum...many, many, many times.

Tom H said...

sounds like the confessions of a proctologists assistant. hee hee!

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