Showing posts with label Just for laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Just for laughs. Show all posts

Sunday, February 10, 2013

This one is for Jan

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable
deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. 
We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. However, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was not the senior citizens who took

The melody out of music,
The pride out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,

The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,

The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,

The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.

And we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and tolerance from
personal relationships and interactions with others!!
And, we do understand the meaning of
patriotism, and remember those who have
fought and died for our country.
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!
YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN
I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps.....

With a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allow me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.


Know if I could only remember who sent this to me,



Thank you Debbie





Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Justin Who?

Let me set up the whole scene I am at the office today it is casual Wednesday blue jeans etc.....I have to go over to the storage place with two of the back girls so we can meet the shredder guys....that is another story.....so I get back from the storage spot and my hair is FLAT no helmet no body flat...but i had after all put in some hard labor with the help of my girls......So I'm sitting at my desk and start up a conversation about how I do not know what to do with my hair ? Shorter what ever....I look over and in a swoop my hair across my forehead and Ms.Personal Phone calls say to the Baby (That would be one or my girls in the back I call her the baby...not because she is any way whinny just because she is so young...soo then Ms. phonecalls says after i had swooped you look like Justin Bieber...who????? Who the heck is that? Look I'm older I don't keep up on these things my last flip love was David Cassidy for gosh sakes......So she pulls up a picture of him and low and behold i could be his Mommy....Look at this and don't say you do not think this is so funny...WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD.....

Friday, May 1, 2009

It's ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is me leaving the hospital and can you tell by the grip this guy has on me that we had a fun time at the hospital Rolando did not want me to leave he was so sweet he rolled me down and he was not even a roller downer person....LOL...im home and happy as a little clam with twelve chins you will know what I'm talking about when I upload the day at the hospital pictures later .....I swear why did not any one tell me such in your chin lady if Heather was there she would have said something.....But how do you suck in your chin when you are lying flat....God Bless I'm going to rest and be back tonight...Thank you for all your Sweet thought now lets resume our daily adventures my goal never skip a day of blog ville after all if it were a martini waiting for me at the computer Id come a runnin

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